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martyrbat · 1 year ago

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superman: the man of steel gallery

[ID: a pin-up of Superman standing in front of the rubble remains of the Daily Planet. He's on a destroyed rooftop as he stares straight at the viewer with a haggard expression and clenched fists. His mullet is flowing to the left as a few loose strands fall in front of his face. His costume is torn, exposing one of his shoulders and partially revealing his hairy chest. END ID]

#babygirl you are soooo tortured and haunted <333 go wash your hair itll make you feel better...#my favorite running trend in old comics is anytime he loses his powers theres a 50/50 chance he ends up sweaty and smelling awful #the are you transmasc and do you wash your armpits poll but its me at clark kent for totally innocent reasons.#<- sorry. fell to the alluring properties of a sweaty mullet man...#c: superman: the man of steel gallery #crypt's panels #superman #mullet!clark

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